this story isn't funny but its tragic ,
One faithful day my cousins came over to my house , we were all girls temi ,toni, tomi,(twins), moyo my self and my sister sefunmi and we were playing you know , so my eldest cousin temi was up stairs and she poured the hair gel on the floor , pls note I'm from a typical African home , then my other cousins announced my cousin had poured the gel ,and my dad just came back from England he gave me two big coins ( I was 7)
and I put one at the tip of my tongue and the second one deeper was side still on the tongue , in hurry to clean the gel my cousin was running down the stairs and I was going up for amebo ( not minding my business )and she hit me , the coin in the deeper side of my tongue entered my throat and I started choking,
the other I was able to spit it out , I thought I was going to die , I'm a Christian and I started trying to call the name of Jesus with my voice breaking and I was coughing blood . my cousins left the gel and we were all afraid. luckily for me my mum was at home she was asleep and she hates people disturbing her when she is asleep , but this was her daughter dying lol, now they started banging her door that her daughter has swallowed coin,
I just sat at the second sitting room waiting for her to figure out how to help me ,of course she called my dad and was like " taye your daughter has swallowed coin o come home now" my sweet mother could only pray as she lay her hand on my head and started praying over my head ,
well my God answered , he always does and I vomited everything I ate earlier ( yam and egg) , blood and the coin came out last . what the hell of a story right . my dad came home and he started laughing , I started laughing also then he told me a story of a small boy who died from the same thing i did , I was surprised I did not get the ass whooping of life .
and I put one at the tip of my tongue and the second one deeper was side still on the tongue , in hurry to clean the gel my cousin was running down the stairs and I was going up for amebo ( not minding my business )and she hit me , the coin in the deeper side of my tongue entered my throat and I started choking,
the other I was able to spit it out , I thought I was going to die , I'm a Christian and I started trying to call the name of Jesus with my voice breaking and I was coughing blood . my cousins left the gel and we were all afraid. luckily for me my mum was at home she was asleep and she hates people disturbing her when she is asleep , but this was her daughter dying lol, now they started banging her door that her daughter has swallowed coin,
I just sat at the second sitting room waiting for her to figure out how to help me ,of course she called my dad and was like " taye your daughter has swallowed coin o come home now" my sweet mother could only pray as she lay her hand on my head and started praying over my head ,
well my God answered , he always does and I vomited everything I ate earlier ( yam and egg) , blood and the coin came out last . what the hell of a story right . my dad came home and he started laughing , I started laughing also then he told me a story of a small boy who died from the same thing i did , I was surprised I did not get the ass whooping of life .
Lol I'm sorry but this is hilarious. First time I've heard of someone swallowing a coin.
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